February 2011
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
idiomsofgrief asked: :] You're too cute <3
Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
:3 my pug is freaking out because he can't find...
that means it’s bed time..
<3
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man...
lightbrighto:
Come at me bro.
whoaa too much.
rudytabootie:
ryannxp:
OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D
omg <3
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
evrythingtailored:
Expectation:
Reality:
]: yeaaaah
The School Day - the Nicki Minaj way.
Waking up in the morning:
On the way to school:
Seeing your friends:
Hear some bitch spreading rumours about you:
Seeing your crush:
Forget which classroom you’re in next:
Get called on in class:
Teacher decides to spring an unexpected test on you:
Get your grade back from said test:
Get homework:
Lunch time:
More classes:
The final bell rings:
Go home and get on...
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
aletterandalovenote:
Bitch just say my name.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
How to Ruin Someone’s Life
godsgirl8494:
When my friends say "I remember when you...
10000stones: ms-basswaldorf:
I’m like…